have no regrets
except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those
June 2013
why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting “thanks for the memories” by fall out boy
“¿Por qué no los dos?”
—Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865
that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?
Spend $50 on NARS and get a free travel pack with mini orgasm blush, lip crayon, and makeup remover?
Of course all the places with good deals don’t ship to Australia…
half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that
So...
My mum in hospital with something that is apparently serious. She is also apparently simultaneously having a mental breakdown. She blames both of these things on my sister and I, and therefore refuses to even tell us what is wrong. Although she’s perfectly happy to let us know that in light of this development she has written a will to specifically state that my sister and I get nothing when she dies.
G family fun times, guys. G family fun.
when people get on the bus and stand right in front of the empty seat and kinda just stand there and fucking guard the fucking thing but don’t sit down and i’m standing there with 5434 pound bags i just kinda wanna take that fucking seat and shove it right up their anus
i don’t want a boyfriend i just want multiple attractive boys to constantly give me attention
Finally
Break an expensive vase
have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps
Maybe this coming semester I wont feel stupid in at least one of my tutes?
I need to just bite the bullet and checkout my MAC cart…
“teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING
